Week 10 Power Rankings
You may not know his name, but you’ve probably seen Mark Roberts’ butt.
That’s because Roberts is one of the most prolific streakers in human history. The cheeky Englishman from Liverpool has bared it all at pretty much every major sporting event on the planet—the Olympics, Wimbledon, the British Open and yes, even Super Bowl XXXVIII, where Janet Jackson’s Nipplegate served as the opener for his, well…opening.
If you’d like to hear (but maybe not see) more, Pablo Torre interviewed Roberts in a recent episode of his podcast, Pablo Torre Finds Out.
In total, according to his Wikipedia, Roberts has streaked (struck?) a ridiculous 583 times across 23 countries. That’s a whole lot of…hole, but not much else if you believe his own characterization of his endowment, which he charmingly refers to as “Chicken McNugget.”
But I’d bet even the world’s greatest streaker would struggle to accomplish what Geoff just achieved in the Worst League—a winning streak of 12 straight games.
On December 16, 2024, Geoff upset Alex in the first round of the playoffs, dropping a record 193.07 points—the most points ever scored in a single game in league history. But it turns out, he was only getting started. Geoff went on to win the championship… and then 11 months later, still had not lost a single fantasy matchup. Finally, on November 10, 2025, Geoff shockingly, mercifully, inevitably… lost.
In between? 329 days of absolute brilliance.
12 wins in a row, breaking a record that had stood for nearly a decade. He averaged an absurd 148.32 points per game with an average margin of victory of 27.97 points. These were not close shaves—only two games decided by single digits. His lowest score was 108.2 back in Week 2, and he only benefitted from two “lucky wins.” Along the way, he beat Alex (twice), Beth Ann, Brandon, Erik, Gray, Jess, Josh (twice), Kelly and Samantha (twice). Only Greco and Chelsie escaped his wrath.
But of course, all good things must come to… an end. 🍑
Geoff finally succumbed to Greco this week. Even then, he tossed up a perfectly respectable 136.12 points. It took Greco getting a career day from TreVeyon Henderson (28) to bring him down. And Geoff still would’ve won if he had just stuck with last week’s defense (Colts, 7) instead of rolling with the Buccaneers (-1).
Of course, Geoff’s season is far from over. He’s all but a lock for the playoffs and a coveted first-round bye, and he still leads the Power Rankings. The streak may be gone, but the dominance continues.
Most importantly, we will remember this team, for all eternity, as… The Streaker. 🏃♂️💨
And if he keeps playing like this? He might just start a championship streak too.
The Power Rankings
Chelsie’s fourth weekly prize lifts her into second place.
Geoff wasn’t the only one lighting up the scoreboard.
Chelsie led all scorers in Week 10 with 181 points, the highest single-week total by any team this season. If that sounds familiar, it’s because she now leads the league in weekly prizes with four—the same number as Geoff and Samantha combined. Even with the Tucker Kraft injury, George Kittle (23.4) stepped in, delivering on his fourth-round promise. And he was just one of five different 20+ point scorers. Plus, the fact she posted 180-plus with CeeDee Lamb on a bye? Scary. The win snaps a rough stretch—two unlucky losses in a row, three in her last five—and bumps her back to .500 and all the way up to second place in the Power Rankings and within striking distance of The Streaker.
Speaking of high scorers, Week 10 almost produced three 40-burgers: Jonathan Taylor (49.6), De’Von Achane (40.5), and Jahmyr Gibbs (38.2) all went nuclear. Achane and Gibbs powered wins for Chelsie and Beth Ann, respectively. But Taylor’s outburst couldn’t save Samantha, who suffered another unlucky loss. His 49.6 wasn’t a record-breaker, but it came close—second-most points ever scored in a loss in league history, trailing only Nick’s 52.2-point Ja’Marr Chase disappointment in Week 5 of 2023. Still, the monster day keeps Samantha firmly in the top tier, even if she’s dropped two straight to fellow heavy-hitters.
Right on their heels? Josh. He took down Samantha this week and has launched himself from the basement into orbit. Since Week 8, he’s on a three-game win streak with a TW% of .879 (first in the league) while averaging 139.8 ppg (second). You could argue he (or Chelsie) is the hottest team in the league. And as a little karmic bonus, the Seahawks D/ST (21 points) finally paid him back for the -5 disaster that cost him a win in Week 5.
Greco joins Josh with a matching three-game win streak. She’s quietly stacked together three strong performances, culminating in this week’s headline-grabbing 140.3-point takedown of Geoff—ending The Streaker’s run of dominance.
Sliding the other direction is Jess. Last week we had her in the top tier. That might’ve been premature. She posted a season-low 82.9—the lowest score of the week—with duds for all her receivers: A.J. Brown (3.3), Michael Pittman (3.9), DK Metcalf (6.5). Still, she’s 7-3. And despite a middling TW% of .500, I wouldn’t bet against her bouncing back.
Erik, meanwhile, drops to 2-8. But don’t be fooled by the record. He got stuck facing off against Chelsie’s offensive explosion and still put up 122.9—a score that would’ve beaten half the league. With Puka Nacua healthy and Trey McBride cooking now that Jacoby Brissett is in charge of the Arizona backfield, he’s fully equipped to play spoiler over these final weeks. And with upcoming games against Kelly and Alex—both fighting for their lives—he’s got juicy targets.
Speaking of Alex… yikes. Rough week. Two weeks ago he was fifth in the Power Rankings; now he’s tied for eighth after a brutal 83.1 points in a very winnable matchup against Brandon. Between two unlucky losses earlier this year and Bo Nix (his favorite team’s franchise QB) posting 5.8 points at the worst possible time, Alex now sits at 4-6 with four games left. If Nix had just hit his season average, Alex would have won. (I’m not evil laughing. You’re evil laughing.) 😈
Tied with Alex is Kelly for eighth. One week after her big weekly prize, she crashed back to earth with 91.7. But unlike Alex, she lucked into a win over Jess—her third lucky win of the season—which keeps her in playoff contention at 6-4. Hey, sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.
And then we reach the bottom tier: Gray, Brandon, and Beth Ann. Gray at least looked competent, dropping 112.88 in a loss to Beth Ann. Both totals were in the bottom half this week, but respectable enough. Brandon… not so much. He managed just 95.22 but still walked away with a win thanks to Alex’s collapse. That makes two straight lucky wins, pushing his mess of a team to a somehow-not-dead 4-6. If he could just score actual points, he’d be dangerous in tiebreakers. For now, he’s a long shot.
The Playoff Picture
With Week 10 in the books, we’re staring down the final four weeks of the regular season. Here’s where things stand right now—teams in bold would be dancing if the playoffs started today:
9-1: Geoff
8-2:
7-3: Jess, Greco
6-4: Samantha, Kelly
5-5: Chelsie, Josh
4-6: Alex, Brandon
3-7: Beth Ann
2-8: Erik, Gray
What’s changed since we last checked in? Alex is out. Kelly is in. Two weeks ago, Alex had a 77% playoff chance. Kelly sat at just 17%. Now those odds have flipped. But here’s the twist: neither is actually favored to snag that final spot.
The crystal ball says the sixth and final playoff team will be…
Josh!
If the playoffs started today, Josh would miss out on a points tiebreaker. He trails Chelsie by more than 100 points—a pretty sizable gap. That’s why Chelsie has an 83% playoff probability despite having the same record as Josh and one fewer win than Kelly. Her 1,325.42 total points (132.5 ppg) is her golden parachute. If she wins even two games down the stretch—and she finishes with Gray and Brandon—her point total should carry her across in nearly every remaining scenario.
Still, Josh’s playoff projection is up to 58%. His team is surging in the Power Rankings. The big obstacle is Kelly. She’s one game ahead, and these two have a household showdown in Week 14. Josh does have a 100-point cushion on her, but this absolutely feels like a “winner gets the last chair in musical chairs” situation.
At the top, the computer still likes Geoff, Greco, Samantha, and Jess. All sit above a 97% playoff probability. Samantha is the shakiest of the group at 6-4, but she leads Kelly, Josh, and Alex in points and has the easiest remaining schedule. After running through Geoff and Josh—a tough two-game stretch—she finishes with Gray, Brandon, Beth Ann, and Alex. Those four teams sit at 10th, 11th, 12th, and 8th in the Power Rankings. Even if she only wins one of those, her point total bails her out in 85% of simulations.
The real suspense among the top dogs? The second first-round bye. Geoff is practically a lock for the first one, but Greco, Samantha, and Jess are all in striking distance for that other golden ticket.
As for the final two spots, the math says it’s a three-way race between Chelsie, Kelly, and Josh.
The dark horse is Alex. Two weeks ago he was sitting comfortably at 77%. After losing to Jess, he dropped to 50%. This week’s disaster against Brandon plummeted him to 8%. It’s a huge fall and a good reminder how fast things can change. But he’s not dead yet. Win out and he finishes 8-6. And he has winnable games against Kelly (massive swing game), Beth Ann, and Erik before the season finale against his favorite arch-nemesis, Samantha. The Wall of Destiny will come next week, but in the simulations where Alex survives, virtually all of them require him to run the table. Good luck, commish. Manifest accordingly.
Finally, we arrive at the brink of elimination: Brandon, Beth Ann, Erik, and Gray.
Brandon sits at 4-6, same as Alex, but with a tougher road ahead: Samantha, Greco, and Chelsie. He also sits ninth in scoring, behind Chelsie, Josh, Kelly, and Alex. So he’s going to need a lot of help. Also, my team is unmistakably awful.
Beth Ann (3-7) needs to win out, get to 7-7, and pray for a multi-team collapse. She ranks dead last in scoring.
Erik and Gray (both 2-8) aren’t mathematically eliminated, but they made the playoffs in just 31 out of 10,000 simulations. Cue the Lloyd Christmas “So you’re telling me there’s a chance” GIF.
The Streaker’s historic run may be over, but the race for the playoffs is only heating up. Four weeks. Twelve teams. And as last year’s five-seed champ will tell you—it doesn’t matter where you start, only how you finish.
